Silent Auction
I’m auctioning off FOUR hilarious props from tonight’s stage show to help raise money to keep “American Goulash” going strong!
All props come with a certificate of authenticity. This evening’s performance will be filmed, so your props will be featured online for years to come.
*If any auctions go over $50, you will receive a FREE copy of this “American Goulash” performance on DVD! Please allow for $4.95 USA shipping if you aren’t picking these items up.*
How Do Silent Auctions Work?
If something sounds good to you, click “Comment”, type the amount you would like to bid on the item and the item number. That’s all!
If you would like to buy an item outright to make sure you’re the one that grabs it, simply comment ”BuyItNow”, the item number, and then pay online. BuyItNow purchaser will receive bonus gift of 2 free passes to a future performance of “American Goulash” or equal value free gift if buyer is not local to Philadelphia.
THE ITEMS
Mystery Prop #1:Clue: A present from Nagymama. Round-ish. Has been used for many purposes throughout the ages and is one of Nagymama’s favorite things.
Minimum bid: $10 - Minimum bid increase: $1 - BuyItNow: $100.
Current Bid: $11
Minimum bid: $12 - Minimum bid increase: $1 - BuyItNow: $120.
Current Bid: -
Mystery Prop #3: Clue: A present from Anyu. Jumbo. Promises to protect you, even though it might make you uncomfortable. Great for embarrassing people.Minimum bid: $15 - Minimum bid increase: $1 - BuytItNow: $150.
Current Bid: -
Mystery Prop #4:Clue: A present from Nagymama. Bright white. Will protect your assets, although it might keep you from getting more.
Minimum bid: $15 - Minimum bid increase: $1 - BuyItNow: $150.
Current Bid: -
Thanks for supporting American Goulash & hope to see you at the show!
I’ll play!
I’ll bid $10 on Mystery Prop #1
-Carol Keiser
blargh! you know i would be all over this action if i didn’t get laid off last month (hey, are you hiring? I’ll commute from nj to philly 4u!)
i think i know what number 2 is, and I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT IT!
even though I’m a bum, i wanted to comment on your i guess marketing style? promotability? I’m not sure what word to use, but you always have some kind of cool “thing” to get involved in, and I really respect that. Most people in this world just cry for money but you work for it.
-and I’m stealing this idea for my paintings & that cat statue. don’t be mad.
<3 <3 <3
I definitely know what Number 2 is. I would bid on Number 3 if it was a Chow Chow, but I know it’s not.
Yes, I promise, none of these are animals - alive or dead. And with my family, that’s a good thing.