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What is American Goulash?
It’s what a call my life - a mixture of Hungarian and American influences served up with a little bit of paprika. Okay, so technically, it’s a dish that kinda resembles hamburger helper, but I was trying to be a little poetic about it, dammit! If you are looking for the recipe for “real” American Goulash, it’s here.

Warning: Some of these stories may be “TMI” (too much information), so if are offended by blunt, uncensored honesty, please do not read forward.

Are these stories true?
Um…..uh….before I start speaking, I would like to remind you that people are always giving authors a hard time, so for the sake of my head, I am going to cover my assets. This is a work of “fiction”. All information is the creation of the author’s “imagination”. All persons, alive or dead, or events portrayed or depicted in this story are “fictional” and any resemblance to real people, organizations or incidents is purely “coincidental”. If you think that you were part of any of these “fictional” stories, then it probably means that you are part of my imagination, so you don’t exist anyhow, so none of this matters anyhow.

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